...Hi? :3

lol yeaa welcome o.o

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

stevet0ny:

I NEVER NOTICED THE CORNER OF HIS MOUTH TWITCHING UP

#tony’s all ‘i like your sass’ #’i mean you’re crazy as shit but no one can say you’re not hilarious’

I think if it weren’t for the fact that he keeps trying to kill everyone, Tony and Loki would actually be BFF

Thor would be getting calls at five in the morning from Tony, saying things like ‘Somehow Loki and I are in Vegas in a car neither of us remembers buying, dressed up in buffalo costumes and we might have gotten married. We have no money and there’s a passed out lounge singer in the trunk of our car. Call Pepper, tell her to send cash’

And Thor would have to get them out of whatever trouble they’d gotten into in their wacky adventures

(Source: lostiel, via ilearnedthatfromthedoctor)

tumbledore-:

The best super power ever has to be the power to refill things. Think about it, your glass is empty, refill it without getting up. Your bank account empty, power to refill it. Your bed is empty of a person of your preferred gender, refill it and have some fun.

At first I was all:

Well that’s the stupidest thing I ever heard.

But then I was all like:

GENIUS! PURE UNADULTERATED GENIUS!

(via ilearnedthatfromthedoctor)

thisishowwedoitinleoworld:

sketchbookofdreams:

Ok. I haven’t read the books, I haven’t seen the movie in ages and I may or may not know every character…. or story. BUT This is what I do know. The book sounds AMAZING, the characters are AMAZING (from what I know) AND you ship a guy with a brick, according to my friend who’s link I’ll be putting here soon. ;)SO. Can I be part of the fandom?

Yes. Yes you can. But you should read the books as soon as you can :)

thisishowwedoitinleoworld:

sketchbookofdreams:

Ok. I haven’t read the books, I haven’t seen the movie in ages and I may or may not know every character…. or story. BUT This is what I do know. The book sounds AMAZING, the characters are AMAZING (from what I know) AND you ship a guy with a brick, according to my friend who’s link I’ll be putting here soon. ;)
SO. Can I be part of the fandom?

Yes. Yes you can. But you should read the books as soon as you can :)

(via olympiandemigods)

marble sculptures are one of the most beautiful things i’ve ever seen i mean

that’s stone and someone made it look transparent

do you see that fabric?

do you see that fluffy pillow?

do you see that anatomy and those humans muscles?

no you do not because that’s all fucking marble

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sluttyoliveoil:

once my friend was waiting for her mom to pick her up and she called her mom and her mom said “im on my way, the traffic is just slow, im coming” and my friend went “mom i called the house phone”

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sifu-kisu:

Cali

Cali

cartoonfuntime:

you can have it all

(via cookiekween)

why is a girl smoking considered soft grunge

why is anything considered soft grunge

what is soft grunge

(Source: vaginaldeodorant, via tragicallymagically)